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I never did post about snowboarding last winter (Jan-March 2008).  I went out
and had a blast snowboarding.  Since I used to skateboard, this was nothing. 
Easier and softer then mountain biking.  I went out 6 times and got to the point
of hitting jumps and pulling off frontside grabs.  It was a blast.  I fell
once and lightly tweaked my shoulder, but nothing significant. 
<br /><br />
So I was anticipating going out this season.  With the economy in tatters, I 
wasn't sure that this was a great idea, but I certainly can't argue against a little
fun now and then.  So I finally went out the Sunday before Christmas.  I
was on vacation and we just got a good amount of snow.<br /><br />
Sure enough I got right back into it.  I was only sore for a couple of runs and
then it was just pure fun (and cold).  But I pushed it and on the last run I
managed to fall and bang my knee good.  (I knew I should have called it a night
the run before)<br /><br />
Well, the weather has waffled like the politicians and I'll probably not be going
back out until next week since tomorrow its gonna be C.O.L.D.<br /><br /></body>
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I never did post about snowboarding last winter (Jan-March 2008).&amp;nbsp; I went out
and had a blast snowboarding.&amp;nbsp; Since I used to skateboard, this was nothing.&amp;nbsp;
Easier and softer then mountain biking.&amp;nbsp; I went out 6 times and got to the point
of hitting jumps and pulling off frontside grabs.&amp;nbsp; It was a blast.&amp;nbsp; I fell
once and lightly tweaked my shoulder, but nothing significant. 
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
So I was anticipating going out this season.&amp;nbsp; With the economy in tatters, I&amp;nbsp;
wasn't sure that this was a great idea, but I certainly can't argue against a little
fun now and then.&amp;nbsp; So I finally went out the Sunday before Christmas.&amp;nbsp; I
was on vacation and we just got a good amount of snow.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Sure enough I got right back into it.&amp;nbsp; I was only sore for a couple of runs and
then it was just pure fun (and cold).&amp;nbsp; But I pushed it and on the last run I
managed to fall and bang my knee good.&amp;nbsp; (I knew I should have called it a night
the run before)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Well, the weather has waffled like the politicians and I'll probably not be going
back out until next week since tomorrow its gonna be C.O.L.D.&lt;br&gt;
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        <p>
I got to go to LA for CISSP training.  It was nice although I didn't get to explore
much.  Deckard would be proud...
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A nice shot of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradbury_Building">Bradbury
Building</a>:
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      <title>Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:49:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;
I got to go to LA for CISSP training.&amp;nbsp; It was nice although I didn't get to explore
much.&amp;nbsp; Deckard would be proud...
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
A nice shot of the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradbury_Building"&gt;Bradbury
Building&lt;/a&gt;:
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          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Well, I must say having an OS choice other than
Micro$loth seems really cool, like I'm not trapped by the system! </font>
          </b>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">I'm
glad I've installed RedHat on this old box I had layin around. This should be fun!  </font>
          </b>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">I'll
come back in five minutes and continue my foray into Linux..."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;5 minutes pass&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Ahh, ready to go again...just wiggle the mouse
to get the screensaver off..."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;mouse pointer wiggles like a dying bug&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"oh, I must have to click the keyboard."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;click, click...CLICK!CLICK!CLICK!&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"What the #%^@? OK, I'll just reboot by pressing
the ever handy Reset button."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;Reboot starts. Spiels of text flow past until...&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000">
            <font size="1">
              <b>"Hey, what does this mean "</b>
              <i>Corrupt
XF86Config; Initialization Failure</i>
              <b>"? Oh, I'll just go in to the command prompt
and fix this there."</b>
            </font>
          </font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;click click,click&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Uh, nothings wrong with this config...it hasn't
changed a bit! I'll just call a old friend. He'll help."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;beep, beep, beep,beep,beep,beep,beep....ring,ring&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Uh, hullo?"</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Hey Lloyd, it's Scott. Remember me?"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Uh, no."</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"OK, well I have this problem with my Linux XF86Config.
I think the system just hosed up for no apparent reason."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;chuckle, chuckle&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Hey what're ya chucklin at Lloyd? Find something
funny on the web?"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;silence&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"So, Scott have you tried to edit the config file?"</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Yeah, it seems fine."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"OK. Have you reinstalled the drivers through the
config util?"</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Uh, what?!?! I have to reinstall the friggin drivers??!?!?!"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;sigh&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Have you tried editing the timings for the Horiz.
and Sync modes?"</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Uh, I have no idea how to read that stuff, it's
like in PigLatin binary or something!"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;oy, vey!&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"OK, Scott what you need to do is go to Borders
and buy a book."</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Oh, is there some book that's good for troubleshooting
this kinda problem?</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Yeah, it's called Computers For Dummies."</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">&lt;Click....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font color="#000000" size="1">"Uh Lloyd, I think we got disconnected...."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font color="#000000" size="1">Needless to say I have not ventured back into the RedHat
zone even though I have decent Unix skills. And I'm still trapped by the system. Oh,
Neo when will you come rescue us?</font>
        </p>
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      <title>What does an Help Desk Technician do when his fresh Redhat Linux install bombs out? </title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:24:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Well, I must say having an OS choice other than Micro$loth
seems really cool, like I'm not trapped by the system! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;I'm
glad I've installed RedHat on this old box I had layin around. This should be fun!&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;I'll
come back in five minutes and continue my foray into Linux..."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;5 minutes pass&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Ahh, ready to go again...just wiggle the mouse to get
the screensaver off..."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;mouse pointer wiggles like a dying bug&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"oh, I must have to click the keyboard."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;click, click...CLICK!CLICK!CLICK!&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"What the #%^@? OK, I'll just reboot by pressing the
ever handy Reset button."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;Reboot starts. Spiels of text flow past until...&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000&gt;&lt;font size=1&gt;&lt;b&gt;"Hey, what does this mean "&lt;/b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Corrupt XF86Config;
Initialization Failure&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;"? Oh, I'll just go in to the command prompt and fix
this there."&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;click click,click&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh, nothings wrong with this config...it hasn't changed
a bit! I'll just call a old friend. He'll help."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;beep, beep, beep,beep,beep,beep,beep....ring,ring&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh, hullo?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Hey Lloyd, it's Scott. Remember me?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh, no."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"OK, well I have this problem with my Linux XF86Config.
I think the system just hosed up for no apparent reason."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;chuckle, chuckle&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Hey what're ya chucklin at Lloyd? Find something funny
on the web?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;silence&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"So, Scott have you tried to edit the config file?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Yeah, it seems fine."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"OK. Have you reinstalled the drivers through the config
util?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh, what?!?! I have to reinstall the friggin drivers??!?!?!"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;sigh&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Have you tried editing the timings for the Horiz. and
Sync modes?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh, I have no idea how to read that stuff, it's like
in PigLatin binary or something!"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;oy, vey!&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"OK, Scott what you need to do is go to Borders and
buy a book."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Oh, is there some book that's good for troubleshooting
this kinda problem?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Yeah, it's called Computers For Dummies."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;Click....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh Lloyd, I think we got disconnected...."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font color=#000000 size=1&gt;Needless to say I have not ventured back into the RedHat
zone even though I have decent Unix skills. And I'm still trapped by the system. Oh,
Neo when will you come rescue us?&lt;/font&gt;
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          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"I can't seem to get into my place."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">OK, first- what type of place do you
have? Is it a apartment? A House? A tent in the woods?</font>
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          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"I don't know, it's got <i>windows</i>....."</font>
          </b>
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        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">OoooooooK. &lt;preparing to become frustrated&gt;
Well do you have a key to get in?</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"I have a bunch, but none of them
work. The one marked Ford fit but it wouldn't open the door."</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">Nah, nah, nah, that one DEFINITELY won't
work. Did you get one from a person who helped you buy the place there?</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"Yeah, I think..."</font>
          </b>
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        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">OK, let's try that one. Now before I
start [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]...What's that noise?</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"Uh, nothing. [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">No, WHAT IS THAT NOISE? I NEED to know.
[BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"I think I have some kind of security
alarm." [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">[SLAP!!!!] &lt;Techie slaps his forehead
hard&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">OK, STOP what your doing! Listen to me,
try putting the key you got, from the person we mentioned, in the keyhole and turn
it clockwise. [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">[BEEP,BEEP, bee...] "Hey the noise
stopped! Wow thanks!"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">Alright, have you pushed the door open
now?</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"Left handed or right handed?"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">It doesn't matter. </font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">&lt;techie makes the "duh" face&gt;</font>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">[chhk] "Hey thanks for getting me
in. Hey while I've got you, could you tell me what that box out front is for?"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <i>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">The mailbox?!?!?</font>
          </i>
        </p>
        <p>
          <b>
            <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">"Is that what it's for? How do I get
my mail?"</font>
          </b>
        </p>
        <p>
          <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="1">Ummm.&lt;dreading a longer conversation&gt;
I'm not sure. Could I get in touch with you----&lt;click....RRRRRRRR&gt; (phone dialtone
appears) </font>
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"I can't seem to get into my place."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;OK, first- what type of place do you have?
Is it a apartment? A House? A tent in the woods?&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"I don't know, it's got &lt;i&gt;windows&lt;/i&gt;....."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;OoooooooK. &amp;lt;preparing to become frustrated&amp;gt;
Well do you have a key to get in?&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"I have a bunch, but none of them work.
The one marked Ford fit but it wouldn't open the door."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;Nah, nah, nah, that one DEFINITELY won't work.
Did you get one from a person who helped you buy the place there?&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Yeah, I think..."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;OK, let's try that one. Now before I start
[BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]...What's that noise?&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Uh, nothing. [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;No, WHAT IS THAT NOISE? I NEED to know. [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"I think I have some kind of security alarm."
[BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;[SLAP!!!!] &amp;lt;Techie slaps his forehead hard&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;OK, STOP what your doing! Listen to me, try
putting the key you got, from the person we mentioned, in the keyhole and turn it
clockwise. [BEEP,BEEP,BEEP....]&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;[BEEP,BEEP, bee...] "Hey the noise stopped!
Wow thanks!"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;Alright, have you pushed the door open now?&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Left handed or right handed?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;It doesn't matter. &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;&amp;lt;techie makes the "duh" face&amp;gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;[chhk] "Hey thanks for getting me in. Hey
while I've got you, could you tell me what that box out front is for?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;The mailbox?!?!?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;"Is that what it's for? How do I get my
mail?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1&gt;Ummm.&amp;lt;dreading a longer conversation&amp;gt;
I'm not sure. Could I get in touch with you----&amp;lt;click....RRRRRRRR&amp;gt; (phone dialtone
appears) &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;font size=1&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;
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        <p>
Like it?  I title it "My Day 5-19-2006".
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          <a href="http://ydns.no-ip.com/images/My%20day%205-19-2006.jpg">
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      <title>something I found artworthy</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 04:09:31 GMT</pubDate>
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Like it?&amp;nbsp; I title it "My Day 5-19-2006".
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;a href="http://ydns.no-ip.com/images/My%20day%205-19-2006.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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        <p>
When I got <a href="http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/index.html">Paint.NET</a> (which
rocks by the way), I went crazy making stuff.  Here is a wallpaper that I use. Click
to download.
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      <title>wallpaper fun</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:54:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;
When I got &lt;a href="http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/index.html"&gt;Paint.NET&lt;/a&gt; (which
rocks by the way), I went crazy making stuff.&amp;nbsp; Here is a wallpaper that I use.&amp;nbsp;Click
to download.
&lt;/p&gt;
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        <p>
I made this a couple of years ago.  I rather like it for its simplicity. 
The topic is evident, but not blatent.
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      <title>tick tock, its almost nine o'clock</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:29:35 GMT</pubDate>
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I made this a couple of years ago.&amp;nbsp; I rather like it for its simplicity.&amp;nbsp;
The topic is evident, but not blatent.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://ydns.no-ip.com/blog/content/binary/911-4x3.jpg" border=0&gt;</description>
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